1 00:00:30,985 --> 00:00:41,885 subtitles by rabbit_01 2 00:01:17,986 --> 00:01:20,539 - You ready? - I don't know. 3 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,193 I don't know what I'm s'posed to be ready for. 4 00:01:26,278 --> 00:01:30,140 Come on Jake, what're we doing? What the hell are you doing? 5 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:32,417 - You'll see. - Where are we going? 6 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:38,971 We better not be going anywhere nice, I swear to God, I'm wearing my worst clothes. 7 00:01:39,122 --> 00:01:43,526 - I told you, it's a surprise. - Well, it better be a bloody good one, after dragging me out of bed this early. 8 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,700 Watch your head. 9 00:01:50,886 --> 00:01:52,888 - That's it. - Jake ... 10 00:01:53,038 --> 00:01:57,042 - It's alright, I've gotcha. - Oh, Jake... -It's all good. - can you take this off? 11 00:01:57,376 --> 00:01:59,378 - Jake! - It's alright, I've gotcha. 12 00:01:59,961 --> 00:02:01,963 And... 13 00:02:01,564 --> 00:02:02,564 Ow! 14 00:02:03,399 --> 00:02:05,401 Surprise! 15 00:02:05,551 --> 00:02:07,553 What? 16 00:02:08,470 --> 00:02:10,472 I know you love dolphins. 17 00:02:10,681 --> 00:02:13,267 - Come on, come on! - Jake! 18 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,441 Look babe, dolphins. 19 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:39,360 - Jake, this is really nice ... - It's dolphin time! 20 00:02:39,510 --> 00:02:41,912 ... but I have something to tell you. 21 00:03:13,552 --> 00:03:15,554 Jasmine, 22 00:03:15,704 --> 00:03:19,391 - I have loved you from the moment I saw you. - Oh, shit. 23 00:03:19,541 --> 00:03:24,012 You're the apple of my eye, you're the salt to my pepper, and I want to spend forever with you. 24 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:26,490 - Oh shit, Jake! - Yes! 25 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,193 Yes, Yes, you're the sugar to my spice. 26 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,560 - You're the bacon to my eggs. - No! 27 00:03:31,710 --> 00:03:34,499 - Yes, yes ... - No, Jake, no, please no. 28 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,700 - Yes, yes! - Jake, no, no! 29 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,436 I wanted to break up with you today! 30 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:46,418 What? 31 00:03:46,568 --> 00:03:49,045 But I'm... but I'm proposing. 32 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,907 I don't want to be with you anymore. 33 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:54,510 But why? 34 00:03:54,660 --> 00:03:57,329 You're just so bloody happy. 35 00:03:58,122 --> 00:04:01,925 That's great feedback, you're breaking up with me because I'm too happy? 36 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:05,746 I'm not as easily pleased as you are, Jake. 37 00:04:05,896 --> 00:04:10,276 I'm sorry, I just... I need someone who's more... daring, ... I don't know, 38 00:04:10,426 --> 00:04:12,643 - More... - More what? - I don't know. 39 00:04:12,793 --> 00:04:16,381 - More what? - More... more.. - More what? - I don't know, more than you! Okay? 40 00:04:43,434 --> 00:04:45,436 Hi mate. 41 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,588 What's happening? 42 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:51,050 - Oi, where's Jasmine? - Jasmine? 43 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:55,054 I don't know. Why would I know? She broke up with me. 44 00:04:55,304 --> 00:04:57,639 What? You said she broke up with you? 45 00:04:57,973 --> 00:05:00,517 I did. And she did. 46 00:05:00,809 --> 00:05:04,171 - Holy shit, are you serious? - It's not funny, Cam. 47 00:05:04,563 --> 00:05:07,608 - Cam... Cameron! - What? 48 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:10,777 - I proposed to her this morning. - No you didn't! 49 00:05:10,927 --> 00:05:15,147 - What the fuck mate, you didn't tell me? - I knew you'd try and talk me out of it. 50 00:05:15,297 --> 00:05:19,537 - Umm, yeah. I would, actually. - Well, it doesn't matter now, because guess what ... 51 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,223 She doesn't want to be with me. 52 00:05:22,373 --> 00:05:26,019 Okay ... and oh God, I even let her keep the ring after she said no. 53 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:29,188 - What? Why would you do that? - I don't know. 54 00:05:29,338 --> 00:05:32,285 I don't know, I thought maybe she'd come round, 55 00:05:32,436 --> 00:05:35,225 and realise we should be together. 56 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:37,910 Oh mate, that is so sad. 57 00:05:38,264 --> 00:05:40,266 Does it look like I care? 58 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,556 I don't care. 59 00:06:43,476 --> 00:06:46,432 Jake. What're you doin' here? 60 00:06:46,582 --> 00:06:50,669 Hey Gary. What, am I on a different site today? 61 00:06:51,087 --> 00:06:53,489 Didn't you talk to Jasmine last night? 62 00:06:53,639 --> 00:06:57,843 - Yeah, so she told ya? - Yeah, she did. 63 00:06:58,302 --> 00:07:02,540 - Which is why I'm surprised to see you here. - I don't quite follow mate. 64 00:07:02,706 --> 00:07:08,179 Well... she told me that she didn't want you working here anymore either. 65 00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:13,250 Wha... Gas, I was working with you before Jas and I started seeing each other. 66 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,945 - Mate, it was you who introduced us. - Yeah, I no, I no, 67 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:22,093 she's my daughter, and she thinks it would be awkward 68 00:07:22,243 --> 00:07:25,162 having her ex working with her old man. 69 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,749 Are you firing me? 70 00:07:36,548 --> 00:07:38,050 Gas. 71 00:07:39,843 --> 00:07:42,704 Gary, please, I need this job. 72 00:07:44,056 --> 00:07:46,058 Fired? 73 00:07:46,392 --> 00:07:48,894 Ya can't fire him. Give the man a break! 74 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,585 Jake! 75 00:07:56,735 --> 00:07:58,737 Yeah? 76 00:08:00,822 --> 00:08:02,824 That's my hard hat. 77 00:08:09,995 --> 00:08:11,569 C'n I have his hard hat? 78 00:08:12,219 --> 00:08:13,721 It's brand new mate. 79 00:08:20,591 --> 00:08:21,793 All the best, Jake. 80 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,722 Fuck off. 81 00:08:28,659 --> 00:08:30,661 Mate, what're you doing here? 82 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:34,290 - Aren't you supposed to be at work? - Bloody hell Cam, put some clothes on. 83 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,126 - Umm. My house, my rules mate. - It's your parents house, 84 00:08:37,276 --> 00:08:40,080 and the way you're dresssed should be illegal everywhere. - Whatever. 85 00:08:40,230 --> 00:08:42,099 Anyway, what's going on with you? 86 00:08:42,249 --> 00:08:45,681 Bloody, Jasmine had her dad fire me, didn't she. 87 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:49,180 - Yeah, that's fair. - Are you serious? 88 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:51,432 I'm just saying, I can see why she did that. 89 00:08:51,582 --> 00:08:55,720 - Mate, I dunno what I'm gonna do without her. - Don't start that shit, mate. 90 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:58,731 Jasmine is a bitch, and you're better off without her. 91 00:08:58,897 --> 00:09:01,258 Don't you talk about Jas like that, okay? 92 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:04,278 She is a beautiful, sensual, complicated woman, 93 00:09:04,428 --> 00:09:07,289 and we might still end up together one day, okay? 94 00:09:07,439 --> 00:09:09,441 Okay mate, whatever you say. 95 00:09:15,439 --> 00:09:17,441 Look at this would ya... 96 00:09:17,608 --> 00:09:21,403 women just falling over themselves for this guy. 97 00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:26,400 - He's not that good looking, is he? - Ahh, that's sweet. 98 00:09:26,950 --> 00:09:30,888 Mate, he just rode across the country, on a bike, for charity. 99 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:34,971 He could look like Chewbacca's bum hole, and still get the girls. 100 00:09:35,122 --> 00:09:38,315 - You need to do something like that. - Like what? 101 00:09:38,465 --> 00:09:42,049 Some big, like, charity bullshit thing. 102 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,809 Imagine the chicks that you would get. 103 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,621 I don't want the chicks, I just want Jas. 104 00:09:47,771 --> 00:09:49,773 God, you sound like a baby, you know that? 105 00:09:50,015 --> 00:09:52,218 What, 'cause I don't want to ride across the country on a bike? 106 00:09:52,368 --> 00:09:56,998 - I'm gonna focus on getting my girl back. - Whatever, you're so boring. 107 00:09:57,149 --> 00:09:59,151 Here, can you rub some of this on my back? 108 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,820 I'm not boring. 109 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,216 I wanted this anyway! 110 00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:08,492 Idiot. 111 00:10:22,881 --> 00:10:27,153 Jake, we think you're a hero. Doing what you did for charity ... 112 00:10:27,303 --> 00:10:29,572 It's what every girl wants in a man. 113 00:10:29,722 --> 00:10:33,084 You live such an exciting life! Have sex with us? 114 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,820 Have sex with us! Have sex with us! 115 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:38,021 Jake Yes! 116 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:40,732 I'll give ya excitement! 117 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:47,190 Ahh, good morning, my friend. How're you feeling? 118 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,383 - Okay. Great. 119 00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:52,035 Great. 'Cos I feel amazing. 120 00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:54,805 Have you taken something? 121 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,957 Nope. Au naturale. 122 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:02,394 Hey, I never thought I'd say this, but I thought about what you said, yesterday 123 00:11:02,544 --> 00:11:03,865 and I think you might be right. 124 00:11:04,216 --> 00:11:07,176 Of course I am. What're we talking about? 125 00:11:07,384 --> 00:11:09,996 Me doing, like, a bike ride, for charity, across the country? 126 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:14,040 - Like the dude, I'm in. - Really? - Yes! - Yes! - Boom! Love it! 127 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:17,376 But, I haven't really ridden since the bike... accident. 128 00:11:17,527 --> 00:11:19,955 So, I can't ride. 129 00:11:20,106 --> 00:11:22,192 It'll have to be something else. - Right. 130 00:11:25,211 --> 00:11:29,465 - What'cha got? - Kayak to New Zealand. 131 00:11:29,615 --> 00:11:32,051 C'mon, be serious. Do you know how dangerous that is? 132 00:11:32,201 --> 00:11:33,802 What, it's not that far, is it? 133 00:11:33,952 --> 00:11:37,385 Yeah, I'm pretty sure lots of people have died doin' that. 134 00:11:37,535 --> 00:11:41,952 - You could do a big run. - You know what happened to me in high school, Cam. 135 00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:46,648 Alright. So running, riding, kayaking, all out. 136 00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:48,984 You know what though. 137 00:11:49,135 --> 00:11:52,618 Because Jasmin just dumped you... - Yeah - ...and then Gary fired you, right? 138 00:11:52,619 --> 00:11:53,519 Yes. 139 00:11:53,597 --> 00:11:56,558 - like, nobody needs you here. - Cam! 140 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,828 I'm just saying, you've got heaps of time, 141 00:11:59,978 --> 00:12:03,774 So... why don't you just walk around Australia. 142 00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:08,070 I like to walk. 143 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:10,364 Not bad. 144 00:12:12,741 --> 00:12:15,369 How far to walk around Australia? 145 00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:19,473 15,000 k's. 146 00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:21,476 15,000? 147 00:12:21,626 --> 00:12:25,087 - Shit. - Too far. 148 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:27,631 What about 149 00:12:27,923 --> 00:12:32,053 - just Western Australia? - How far... 150 00:12:32,594 --> 00:12:35,722 How far to walk around Western Australia? 151 00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:40,903 4,000 k's. Could I do that? 152 00:12:41,478 --> 00:12:43,480 Come with me. 153 00:12:45,107 --> 00:12:47,109 - Gimme your phone. - Oi! 154 00:12:53,282 --> 00:12:55,284 Alright, wait here. 155 00:12:56,135 --> 00:12:58,137 Can you at least tell me what we're doin'? 156 00:12:58,287 --> 00:13:01,424 We are gonna see ho long it's gonna take you 157 00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:04,111 to walk 4,000 kilometers. 158 00:13:04,626 --> 00:13:06,628 Right. 159 00:13:07,879 --> 00:13:09,881 Walk to me! 160 00:13:15,112 --> 00:13:17,114 Who am I? 161 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,308 Just walk normally, ya dick. Right. 162 00:13:22,119 --> 00:13:24,121 - Stop. - How'd I go? 163 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,357 - 31 seconds. - Is that good? 164 00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:30,694 - Well, that was like, what - 50 meters? - Oh, easy. 165 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:35,449 Cool. So that means you could do about 6 k's an hour. 166 00:13:35,599 --> 00:13:38,494 You walk 10 hours a day... 167 00:13:38,702 --> 00:13:42,706 Mate, you give youself 3 months to do this thing, you'll smash it! 168 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:47,170 Oh, sweet as... Alright, so what about Margaret River to Broome? 169 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:51,190 - 2,620. - Mate, piece of cake. - Sweet. 170 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:54,868 You want to get girls, on this walk, 171 00:13:55,427 --> 00:13:57,679 you need to do it for kids. 172 00:13:57,832 --> 00:14:00,407 - I just need someone to sponsor me. - Mate! 173 00:14:00,557 --> 00:14:03,203 Remember, my uncle Brian, he's a billionairre? 174 00:14:03,353 --> 00:14:06,788 And I'm pretty sure I'm his favourite nephew. So, he'll do it for me for sure. 175 00:14:06,938 --> 00:14:10,585 - Isn't he, like, the most hated CEO ever? - Oh yeah. A total dick. 176 00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:13,667 - Hello, Angel? 177 00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:18,367 Ah, did I wake you? Oh, Merry Christmas, yes. 178 00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:23,222 Yeah, that ought to stop the Twitter vultures from picking on me. 179 00:14:23,372 --> 00:14:26,304 Yeah, we got a problem with our picture, Angel. You're gonna have to fix it 180 00:14:26,454 --> 00:14:30,782 A quarter of a million hits, yeah. 181 00:14:31,323 --> 00:14:34,040 Well, I took it out and dipped it in the punchbowl. 182 00:14:34,191 --> 00:14:37,794 Well, I thought it was funny at the time, but these days there's always someone 183 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,642 with a camera phone. 184 00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:42,581 No privacy anymore. Not my fault. 185 00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:44,733 I'll blame Apple. 186 00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:48,147 - Jacket, jacket. - Yeah, that's right. 187 00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:53,294 Alright. Let me check? 188 00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:57,073 - Sweet... - Leave it. Leave it! 189 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,870 Here we go. 190 00:15:06,332 --> 00:15:08,334 Lets make pain. 191 00:15:13,255 --> 00:15:15,257 You'll be fine. 192 00:15:18,777 --> 00:15:20,779 Is he okay? 193 00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:22,931 Uncle Brian! 194 00:15:23,265 --> 00:15:26,060 Ah, Cameron, how you doin'? 195 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:29,599 - Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. - That's what I like to hear. 196 00:15:29,749 --> 00:15:33,396 Uncle, this is my best mate, Jake, that I was telling you about. 197 00:15:33,546 --> 00:15:37,323 Gudday, Mr. King. It's really lovely to meet you, sir. 198 00:15:39,081 --> 00:15:42,343 Well Jake, I hear you're after some of my cash. 199 00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:45,568 Yeah. Yeah, well I want it to give to charity. 200 00:15:45,718 --> 00:15:48,583 Yeah, well, what're you gonna do for it? 201 00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:53,837 Ah, gonna walk 2,500 kilometers from the bottom of the state to the top. 202 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:57,349 - And? - And... and the money that we raise 203 00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:01,028 we're gonna give it to sick kids in hospital, and then they'll be... they'll be happy. 204 00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:04,649 Yeah, but what else are you gonna do for the money? 205 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,342 - That's it - That's all. 206 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:10,871 Look Jake, do you have any idea how many bloody do-gooders there are after my cash? 207 00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:15,893 I mean, the last one was a teenage girl who wanted to set up a shelter for depressed wallabies. 208 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:19,938 God, hah! I gave her $200,000 too. 209 00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:23,558 Tell him what she did for it, Angel. 210 00:16:23,992 --> 00:16:27,564 She kite surfed unassisted from the Cayman Islands to Texas. 211 00:16:29,915 --> 00:16:31,984 And she was blind. 212 00:16:32,135 --> 00:16:34,604 - Very talented girl. - Right. 213 00:16:34,754 --> 00:16:36,857 - No sense of direction, though. - That. 214 00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:41,660 - So, you see what I'm getting at here, Jake? - No, not really. 215 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:44,530 Angel tells me that we need some good press. 216 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,232 You probably heard my paper was caught 217 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,918 bugging celebrities toiliets. 218 00:16:50,069 --> 00:16:53,572 - Yeah, yeah, I did hear something about that. - And there was that story 219 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,792 about the penis in the punchbowl at the Christmas party. 220 00:16:56,942 --> 00:16:59,482 - Did you read about that? - Yeah, Cam showed me something about that. 221 00:16:59,782 --> 00:17:05,210 - Lies, all of it. Right Angel? - They just hate you because you're successful, sir. 222 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,677 Right. 223 00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:10,965 It wouldn't hurt your image to do something nice for the sick kids. 224 00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:14,518 Yeah, yeah, it just has to be a big splash, though. 225 00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:17,071 Uh, hang on a moment. Go with me on this... 226 00:17:17,221 --> 00:17:19,823 How about you carry a Koala on your back? 227 00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:23,277 - I don't have a Koala. - Ah. How 'bout a child? 228 00:17:23,427 --> 00:17:27,473 - Who's gonna let me borrow their kid? - Yeah, that's a good point, isn't it. 229 00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:32,329 Oh, I know. I'll do it unassisted, and I'll put your name on my backpack. 230 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,667 Alright. You got me in a good mood. Let's do it. Angel? 231 00:17:38,817 --> 00:17:43,356 Put out a statement. Just him and the backpack, right Jake? 232 00:17:43,506 --> 00:17:46,492 - Yep. Nothin' else. - Great! Stark naked! 233 00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:48,844 - Perfect. - Oh, no, no... 234 00:17:48,994 --> 00:17:51,197 I'll get arrested if I'm nude. 235 00:17:51,663 --> 00:17:55,084 Alright, just a loin cloth then. Alright? Otherwise that's it. 236 00:17:56,127 --> 00:17:58,712 We'll call him 'The Naked Wanderer'. 237 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,357 No, no, no, Cameron. I'm not ready. 238 00:18:01,507 --> 00:18:04,153 There you go, Jake. Now, fuck off. 239 00:18:04,303 --> 00:18:06,772 Mister King, can I just have... 240 00:18:08,322 --> 00:18:11,700 - 2,500 kilometers nude. - We got the money, though! 241 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:15,079 Did you hear what I just said? I have to walk all that way with no clothes, nude. 242 00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:19,483 - Yeah, I know, it's awesome. - Cam, listen, I can't do it, mate. 243 00:18:19,691 --> 00:18:22,562 It'll be 40 plus degrees every day, I'll have to wear a massive backpack! 244 00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:25,600 You know my feet easily blister. 245 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:29,618 - This is so stupid, Cam! - Hey, listen, listen. Just settle down, alright? 246 00:18:29,768 --> 00:18:32,579 There is such thing as sunscreen, you know? 247 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:37,459 And hey, it's also gonna be perfect, because you're already going to be naked. 248 00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:40,470 D'you know how horny that's gonna make the babes you meet along the way? 249 00:18:40,629 --> 00:18:44,025 Oh, that's great Cam, except my dick's not gonna work because of the heat. 250 00:18:44,176 --> 00:18:47,094 You'll be fine. The loin cloth'll protect your dick. 251 00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:52,233 Hey, and listen, if it makes you feel any better, I'm gonna be there with you every step of the way. 252 00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:54,385 - Really? - Yeah, in a car. 253 00:18:55,477 --> 00:18:59,165 No-one has ever done a walk this size naked before. 254 00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:01,817 No, of course they haven't. - No-one is this stupid 255 00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:04,163 You'll be a hero, mate. 256 00:19:04,713 --> 00:19:06,694 You'll never pay for another beer in your life! 257 00:19:06,695 --> 00:19:08,695 You could be Australian of the Year! 258 00:19:08,696 --> 00:19:10,696 You're being ridiculous. 259 00:19:10,697 --> 00:19:12,197 Just remember who's idea this was, alright? 260 00:19:24,131 --> 00:19:26,133 - I got this. - Let's go. 261 00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:34,391 Come on. 262 00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:40,689 It's my uncle. 263 00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:44,151 - You have it. - Eh? - Quick! 264 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:48,380 - Ah, hello? - Ah! Jake, just to let you know, I'm keeping an eye on you, you know 265 00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:50,716 so don't embarass me, right? 266 00:19:50,866 --> 00:19:53,852 - We have a tracker on the sat-phone. - Okay. 267 00:19:54,002 --> 00:19:58,874 Don't forget to plug me a lot on Twitter as a mister all heart. 268 00:19:59,024 --> 00:20:00,934 Yeah, mister heart on Twitter, yep. 269 00:20:01,085 --> 00:20:04,755 Jake, serioudly though, don't mess this up. 270 00:20:04,905 --> 00:20:09,577 My stock prices have just taken a bit of a hit, and I'm up to the eyeballs in fucken'... 271 00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:14,031 Hello! Who says the young don't give a stuff? 272 00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:17,143 Now this young man is the spirit of Australia! 273 00:20:17,748 --> 00:20:21,037 How proud I am to support him on this venture, 274 00:20:21,188 --> 00:20:24,763 That won't only change his life, but will change the lives of thousands. 275 00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:29,004 From now on, Jack... - Jake... Jake will be known as 276 00:20:29,155 --> 00:20:31,698 The Naked Wanderer! 277 00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:39,213 Now, waiting for Jake at the end of his walk, is $200,000 278 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,116 that I'm happy to contribute. 279 00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,033 It's, just the kind of guy I am. 280 00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:48,840 So, good luck, Naked Wanderer! 281 00:20:51,402 --> 00:20:53,404 Thank you. 282 00:20:53,554 --> 00:20:55,556 What's next? 283 00:20:58,225 --> 00:21:00,761 You're here, you actually came. 284 00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:04,581 Think that I wouldn't come and wish you luck? 285 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:08,164 - How does it feel, Jake? - Oh, alright. That's enough. 286 00:21:08,314 --> 00:21:10,316 Come on mate. 287 00:21:10,779 --> 00:21:12,781 Hurry up. 288 00:21:17,328 --> 00:21:19,330 Good luck buddy. 289 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,582 Thanks. 290 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,835 Jake. 291 00:21:36,805 --> 00:21:38,807 Jake, it's Angel. 292 00:21:39,718 --> 00:21:44,438 Mr. King would like to remind you: "You better fucking make it." 293 00:21:44,588 --> 00:21:46,857 Otherwise, just stay out there. 294 00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:39,660 Oh, pick up the pace, will you! 295 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:43,389 - Oho, good as my support team. - How's it going? 296 00:22:43,539 --> 00:22:47,017 Good, all these cars keep tooting me, and people shout out very colorful things ... 297 00:22:47,168 --> 00:22:51,439 Yeah, it's because you're famous mate. You're gonna be on the news to that. 298 00:22:51,589 --> 00:22:54,075 - Really? - Yeah. - That's awesome. 299 00:22:54,225 --> 00:22:58,515 - Where am I meeting you next? - Cam, we've been through this a thousand times. 300 00:22:58,665 --> 00:23:02,669 It's all on the map I gave you. You have still got the map, right? 301 00:23:02,819 --> 00:23:05,603 Ah, yeah yeah yeah. I've got it. It's cool. Umm... 302 00:23:06,395 --> 00:23:09,398 Just gotta check something... I'll be back, one sec. 303 00:23:09,548 --> 00:23:11,550 Cam, where is it... 304 00:23:47,936 --> 00:23:50,314 Just a walking down the road... 305 00:23:55,652 --> 00:23:58,447 I'm just a walking down the road... 306 00:23:59,531 --> 00:24:01,825 Singing to myself... 307 00:24:03,302 --> 00:24:04,304 Gudday mate. 308 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,838 Ahh, fuck! Holy shit! Where did you come from? 309 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:11,063 - You scared the shit outta me mate. - Where did you come from? 310 00:24:11,699 --> 00:24:15,637 Why're you naked? You okay? Did someone rape you? 311 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:19,549 - No, no-one raped me mate. I'm The Naked Wanderer. - So you're on drugs? 312 00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:23,346 No, I'm not on drugs. I'm doin' a walk for charity. 313 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,559 This company sponsered me, and I'm just naked to make it more interesting. 314 00:24:26,762 --> 00:24:29,711 - That's ridiculous. - No it's... yeah, it is a bit. 315 00:24:29,878 --> 00:24:33,740 Anyway, who're you? And why're you out here half naked? 316 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:38,278 - Eli, I'm headin' back to country. - Oh. I'm Jake, by the way. 317 00:24:38,428 --> 00:24:40,396 Nice to meet ya. What'd you say you were doin'? 318 00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:44,899 Goin' back to country. I'll spend a few months living in the bush, like my ancestors used to. 319 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:48,761 Really... That's cool. D'you want to walk with me for a bit? 320 00:24:49,178 --> 00:24:53,333 In this heat... no way mate. I wouldn't walk in this if you paid me. 321 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:56,419 That's fair enough. It was good to meet you mate. 322 00:24:56,424 --> 00:24:57,608 Might see you on the road. 323 00:26:48,413 --> 00:26:50,665 Excuse me. Are you okay? 324 00:26:51,957 --> 00:26:54,294 Yeah, I'm fine thanks. How're you? 325 00:26:54,444 --> 00:26:59,023 - Oh, great. But can I ask why you're out here almost naked? - Oh, it's for kids. 326 00:26:59,174 --> 00:27:01,910 - Excuse me? - I'm naked for kids. 327 00:27:02,061 --> 00:27:03,954 - Oh my God! - No, no, no. 328 00:27:04,105 --> 00:27:06,947 I'm doing a charity walk to help raise money for sick kids, and 329 00:27:07,098 --> 00:27:09,234 being naked is part of the challenge. 330 00:27:09,384 --> 00:27:13,329 So I've got about 2,000 k's to go. I'm Jake, by the way. 331 00:27:13,479 --> 00:27:16,357 Nice to meet you, Jake. I'm Nicky... 332 00:27:16,899 --> 00:27:21,262 That's Valerie, and that's Keithy. I just have to say you win. 333 00:27:21,412 --> 00:27:24,215 - Win what? - I've seen some crazy stuff in Australia, 334 00:27:24,365 --> 00:27:28,078 - but you are by far the craziest. - Really... that's awesome. 335 00:27:28,453 --> 00:27:30,996 - Where are you guys headed? - Ah, Cervantes? 336 00:27:31,164 --> 00:27:34,739 - Are you going there? - Yeah, yeah. Should be there in about 3 days. 337 00:27:34,889 --> 00:27:37,687 Can I give you something? Feel like I need to give you something. Here. 338 00:27:37,837 --> 00:27:40,090 - Thanks. 339 00:27:41,132 --> 00:27:43,534 Come found us in the Cervantes, Naked Jake. 340 00:27:43,684 --> 00:27:45,686 Yeah I will. 341 00:28:24,425 --> 00:28:26,427 Oh my God. 342 00:28:27,262 --> 00:28:29,798 They told me you were coming our way 343 00:28:29,948 --> 00:28:33,910 and I was using the laws of attraction to lure you in.. 344 00:28:34,352 --> 00:28:38,022 The secret works. Come, come! 345 00:28:38,939 --> 00:28:42,860 How are you? Do you want a drink? Tea? Coffee? 346 00:28:43,153 --> 00:28:45,689 Come inside, and I'll fix you up something. 347 00:28:45,839 --> 00:28:48,176 Okay, I'm just looking or a blue... whoops... 348 00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:01,587 Thanks, very much. 349 00:29:02,004 --> 00:29:04,204 Wait there, I'll be right back. 350 00:29:04,549 --> 00:29:06,551 Okay. 351 00:29:33,953 --> 00:29:37,807 I feel so blessed to meet you, Jake. 352 00:29:37,957 --> 00:29:41,086 You do?... How do you know my name? 353 00:29:41,294 --> 00:29:43,713 I saw you on the TV a few nights ago. 354 00:29:43,879 --> 00:29:46,616 And I follow your Tweets. I'm Helena. 355 00:29:46,966 --> 00:29:50,361 - Here, take this. - Whoa.. that's a lot of.. whoah, what's that for? 356 00:29:50,511 --> 00:29:53,943 - Well, you are raising money, aren't you? - Yeah... that's a lot of... - Yeah, well... 357 00:29:54,094 --> 00:29:56,497 You won't raise anything unless you take it from people. 358 00:29:56,547 --> 00:29:57,749 Nice. 359 00:30:01,939 --> 00:30:07,128 I guess it's just walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. 360 00:30:07,278 --> 00:30:10,873 - Isn't it? - Sometimes I stop and eat too. 361 00:30:13,743 --> 00:30:16,818 What do you do when you want to go to the toilet? 362 00:30:16,968 --> 00:30:21,973 Number one's I know, but number two's must be a bit difficult. 363 00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:25,930 Excuse me, I just rememberd I gotta go and do something. 364 00:30:26,081 --> 00:30:30,060 - Oh, really? - Yeah, sorry, I'll catch up with you a bit later. 365 00:30:31,427 --> 00:30:32,629 Thankyou! 366 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,498 Hey! 367 00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:55,326 Not-so naked Jake! 368 00:30:55,910 --> 00:30:58,621 - Ah, you have clothes on. - Yeah, I do. 369 00:30:59,038 --> 00:31:02,925 - Valerie, Right? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, fancy seeing you here. 370 00:31:03,076 --> 00:31:05,420 What's the matter? You look a little flustered. 371 00:31:05,670 --> 00:31:07,739 No, no, I'm just a bit hot. 372 00:31:08,423 --> 00:31:10,997 - Yeah, I need to take a swim. - Yeah. 373 00:31:11,148 --> 00:31:15,596 - D'you know if there're any jellyfish in here? - Here?... I don't think so. 374 00:31:16,013 --> 00:31:19,642 That's good. D'you wanna come in? 375 00:31:19,975 --> 00:31:22,353 Umm, no, I'm just gonna warm up a bit here first. 376 00:31:23,646 --> 00:31:26,383 Yeah. Yeah, I must just chill for a bit here, too. 377 00:31:27,525 --> 00:31:29,527 Cool. 378 00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:37,910 D'you need a... D'you need a hand? 379 00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:40,063 - Yeah, would you? - Yeah. 380 00:31:41,908 --> 00:31:43,108 Cool. 381 00:31:44,209 --> 00:31:46,377 - Just here? - Yep. 382 00:31:47,002 --> 00:31:49,004 S'orright. 383 00:31:49,297 --> 00:31:51,299 Ah yeah, it'll get you good. 384 00:31:52,692 --> 00:31:54,694 What'll get me good? 385 00:31:54,844 --> 00:31:57,648 - The sun, the Aussie sun. - Oh, right. 386 00:31:57,678 --> 00:31:59,194 There's a hole in the ozone layer, so... 387 00:31:59,295 --> 00:32:01,012 Yeah, it's bad. 388 00:32:08,358 --> 00:32:10,360 What a wicked spot, eh? 389 00:32:11,527 --> 00:32:15,215 - Do you have anything like this, back home? - Oh gosh. 390 00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:20,120 Well, I've lived actually all over the place, and no. Not even close. 391 00:32:20,411 --> 00:32:23,373 - You know what you need to do then, right? - What's that? 392 00:32:23,623 --> 00:32:27,143 You need to find a good Aussie bloke to marry so you can stay here. 393 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:30,112 Are you saying that you'd marry me so that I could get my Australian citizenship 394 00:32:30,113 --> 00:32:32,013 because that would actually be great. 395 00:32:32,163 --> 00:32:35,283 - I actually was planning to... - No, no, it's... 396 00:32:35,575 --> 00:32:38,012 You're joking. You're kidding, right? 397 00:32:38,263 --> 00:32:40,556 - I got you. - You did. 398 00:32:45,232 --> 00:32:47,806 - Well, it was good... - So, umm... 399 00:32:47,956 --> 00:32:50,416 Tell me more about this walk you're doing for charity. 400 00:32:50,566 --> 00:32:54,770 Yeah, well, I've gotta walk up to this town called Broome. Top of W.A. 401 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,382 - Like, a Broome. - Yeah, right. 402 00:32:57,532 --> 00:33:02,404 If I make it up there, there's this rich guy's gonna give me two hundred grand for a childrens hospital. 403 00:33:02,554 --> 00:33:04,556 Two hundred grand? 404 00:33:04,955 --> 00:33:05,955 Wow. 405 00:33:05,956 --> 00:33:07,958 That's amazing, Jake. 406 00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:11,562 It's weird, I... I have a neice 407 00:33:11,712 --> 00:33:15,431 She's three, and she's in and out of hospital quite a bit. 408 00:33:15,581 --> 00:33:19,220 - She's a very brave little girl. - Yeah. Yeah, right. 409 00:33:19,403 --> 00:33:21,834 As if, you're not gonna get me again. 410 00:33:21,984 --> 00:33:24,826 You got me once, you're not gonna get me second time. 411 00:33:24,976 --> 00:33:27,979 - What? - Oh shit, you're not joking? 412 00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:30,798 - No. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 413 00:33:31,264 --> 00:33:33,334 - It's okay, it's okay. - Oh, mighty big... 414 00:33:33,339 --> 00:33:35,627 - Naked Jakey! - Hi! 415 00:33:35,777 --> 00:33:37,431 - Nicky! - Ohh, you are real. 416 00:33:37,572 --> 00:33:40,359 I thought the girls were taking the piss when they told me about you. 417 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:43,727 - No, very real, what's your name? - Keith. - Keith. 418 00:33:43,877 --> 00:33:46,079 - You're a Scotsman. - That's right. Yeah. 419 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,080 Aye! Aye! 420 00:33:48,143 --> 00:33:50,453 - You com'n for a swim? - Now? 421 00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:52,767 Let's go. 422 00:34:00,983 --> 00:34:02,985 You ready to go for a swim? 423 00:34:22,715 --> 00:34:24,717 To new friends. 424 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,322 So Jake, 425 00:34:29,472 --> 00:34:33,701 what do you do apart from taking really long walks? - I'm a roof carpenter. 426 00:34:33,851 --> 00:34:37,871 - Or, well, I was, anyway. - Retired? 427 00:34:38,021 --> 00:34:40,667 Retired? No, I wish mate. No, I was fired. 428 00:34:40,874 --> 00:34:42,876 Oh, right. 429 00:34:43,026 --> 00:34:47,246 - They fired you before you went on this walk? - No, no, it's just, my boss and I don't really see eye to eye. 430 00:34:47,396 --> 00:34:51,344 - So, is there anyone waiting for you at the finish line? 431 00:34:51,494 --> 00:34:55,213 - Probably just my housemate Cam. - Oh, so no girlfriend. 432 00:34:55,363 --> 00:34:57,266 No, there's no girlfriend. 433 00:34:57,416 --> 00:35:01,754 - That's funny, 'cause Valerie doesn't have a boyfriend. - Keith, don't be such a dick. 434 00:35:01,937 --> 00:35:04,940 - Well, she is single though. - Okay guys, I'm right here. 435 00:35:05,090 --> 00:35:08,152 Just be nice to her, yeah. She was dumped just before she came out here. 436 00:35:08,302 --> 00:35:10,881 - Guy was obviously an idiot to think he could do better than you. 437 00:35:10,882 --> 00:35:12,582 Nice line Jake! 438 00:35:12,931 --> 00:35:15,534 I'm gonna go get us some more drinks. Yep. 439 00:35:15,684 --> 00:35:18,912 - Do you have to be so obvious? - What? 440 00:35:19,062 --> 00:35:21,332 Trying to be sweet and funny, and you're ruining it. 441 00:35:21,482 --> 00:35:25,479 - I was giving Jake a compliment. It was a great fucken line. - Thanks Keith. 442 00:35:25,903 --> 00:35:29,382 - No! No! No! - Yeah, yeah, sorry, it's happening. 443 00:35:29,532 --> 00:35:31,925 No, we bought it, it's happening. 444 00:35:32,075 --> 00:35:36,289 - This is the last of it, so... - Oh, no, no, no. - This the last of it! 445 00:35:36,621 --> 00:35:38,766 - You deserve this. - I deserve this! 446 00:35:38,916 --> 00:35:42,586 - Yeah, just a little bit. - Alright, twisting my arm. 447 00:35:42,753 --> 00:35:46,009 - Why is this so hard... - This is the designer 448 00:35:47,959 --> 00:35:50,812 Come on. 449 00:35:51,345 --> 00:35:54,598 - On your back. - No. - Yep. - No. 450 00:35:54,890 --> 00:35:57,826 - Alright, that's us away then. - No! Don't do it! 451 00:35:57,976 --> 00:35:59,297 - Night night. - Goodnight! 452 00:36:03,957 --> 00:36:05,959 I need to go to bed. 453 00:36:06,109 --> 00:36:08,111 Come on. 454 00:36:12,366 --> 00:36:14,577 - Good game. - Good game. 455 00:36:15,118 --> 00:36:17,120 I won. 456 00:36:22,084 --> 00:36:24,086 Peace up. 457 00:37:07,591 --> 00:37:10,912 I'm glad we spotted your nice little buns, Jake. 458 00:37:15,474 --> 00:37:17,476 Jake? 459 00:38:05,774 --> 00:38:07,776 Valerie. 460 00:38:12,906 --> 00:38:14,908 Valerie! 461 00:39:07,711 --> 00:39:09,713 Jake! 462 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,985 - Oi, what're you doing? - What am I doing? 463 00:39:14,135 --> 00:39:16,673 - What're you doing? You were going to leave without saying goodbye. 464 00:39:16,774 --> 00:39:18,374 - I didn't want to wake you up. 465 00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:21,618 You should've, I wanted to see you this morning. 466 00:39:22,768 --> 00:39:26,080 - I have something for you. - Oh, really? 467 00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:31,235 My dad gave it to me before I left. It's supposed to be good luck while travelling. 468 00:39:31,835 --> 00:39:33,837 It's a pig. 469 00:39:33,988 --> 00:39:37,408 - Well, it's a lucky pig. - It's a pink pig. 470 00:39:37,825 --> 00:39:41,896 - Right, I'm going and... - No, I really like it, stay. 471 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,290 - Thankyou. - You're welcome. 472 00:39:44,457 --> 00:39:47,794 I just.. ah... Yeah, I don't really have any pockets. 473 00:39:48,544 --> 00:39:50,546 Let me see this a second. 474 00:39:51,797 --> 00:39:53,799 This cup will do. 475 00:39:54,733 --> 00:39:56,735 What're you laughing at? 476 00:39:56,885 --> 00:39:58,887 Are you laughing at my arse? 477 00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,224 No, pink suits you. 478 00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:03,742 Cool. 479 00:40:03,892 --> 00:40:06,645 - Cool. - Do you wanna grab a photo? 480 00:40:07,063 --> 00:40:11,192 - Together? - Yeah, sure. Good memory. - One for the memories. - Yeah. 481 00:40:13,669 --> 00:40:15,671 You ready? 482 00:40:15,821 --> 00:40:17,823 - Cool. - Thanks. 483 00:40:20,576 --> 00:40:22,578 So I'll see you 'round? 484 00:40:23,579 --> 00:40:25,581 Maybe. 485 00:40:28,001 --> 00:40:30,253 - Hope so. - I hope so. 486 00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:07,581 Oh. 487 00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:10,960 Umm. 488 00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:13,296 Hmm. 489 00:41:20,097 --> 00:41:22,397 It's this way. This way. 490 00:41:50,959 --> 00:41:53,586 Hey Cam. It's your mate Jake here. 491 00:41:54,712 --> 00:41:58,274 Ah, I've got no food, and I'm going to die, 492 00:41:58,424 --> 00:42:02,011 so I just wanted you to know, you're dead to me.. 493 00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:04,555 If I die, you die. 494 00:42:05,014 --> 00:42:07,016 Okay, bye. 495 00:42:21,965 --> 00:42:23,967 Jake. Mr. King. 496 00:42:24,117 --> 00:42:28,764 - Gudday Mr. King. How are you sir? - Well, I've been better, Jake. 497 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:31,874 The Huffington Post wrote an article about me today. 498 00:42:32,025 --> 00:42:33,710 ANd that's bad? 499 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:37,171 Yeah, they interviewed my last personal assistant. - Oh. 500 00:42:37,964 --> 00:42:42,327 - And she's not a fan? - Well, she compared me with Joseph Stalin. 501 00:42:42,568 --> 00:42:44,570 Hang on... 502 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,722 Come in! 503 00:42:46,889 --> 00:42:50,868 Ah, good. Now, I haven't seen many Tweets from you recently, 504 00:42:51,019 --> 00:42:56,332 and, well, people need to know about my generosity and warmth, Jake. 505 00:42:56,482 --> 00:42:59,610 - Normal phones don't normally get a signal out here Mr. King... - Hang on! 506 00:42:59,986 --> 00:43:04,073 Ag, Vindaloo there. Chicken Masala there. 507 00:43:04,657 --> 00:43:06,659 Biryani there. 508 00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:09,262 And Bhindi over there. 509 00:43:09,412 --> 00:43:13,041 That's right, that's good Brinjnoles there 510 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,627 And, ah, the other rice. 511 00:43:16,835 --> 00:43:19,672 So! When will you have a signal? 512 00:43:20,381 --> 00:43:25,278 Tomorrow. I'll make it to Kalbari and I'll send a Tweet tomorrow. How 'bout that? - Faux! 513 00:43:25,428 --> 00:43:27,780 Send more than one, Jake, please. 514 00:43:27,930 --> 00:43:30,950 I mean, $200,000's a lot of money. 515 00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:33,369 Well, not to me, but it is to most people. 516 00:43:33,519 --> 00:43:36,497 Listen, Mr. King, I'm a little bit starving. 517 00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:39,650 - So. I was just wondering if you could please... - Oh, this is beef vindaloo, 518 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,446 - I asked for kangaroo vindaloo. - Mr. King? 519 00:43:42,736 --> 00:43:46,340 It's people like you that are responsible for racial hatred. 520 00:44:02,881 --> 00:44:04,883 Hey, The Naked Wanderer! 521 00:44:05,259 --> 00:44:08,262 - Oh shit... - Calm down Jake, it's just me. 522 00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:12,416 Eli, why can't you say hello like a normal person? 523 00:44:14,643 --> 00:44:18,206 You weren't planning on camping here tonight, were you? Heaps of wild dogs in the area. 524 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:22,218 Wild dogs? What do I do if I see a wild dog? 525 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,578 - Run. - Run? - Fast. - How fast? 526 00:44:24,786 --> 00:44:26,788 - Really fast. - Oh. 527 00:44:26,990 --> 00:44:29,135 Is there anything else I need to look out for? 528 00:44:29,425 --> 00:44:31,856 Oh, brown snakes, death adders, 529 00:44:32,007 --> 00:44:35,718 funnel web spiders. Scorpions. Black fellers. 530 00:44:38,267 --> 00:44:40,269 You had dinner? 531 00:44:40,419 --> 00:44:43,756 No. No, my support team hasn't turned up yet. 532 00:44:44,132 --> 00:44:47,969 All Good, start a fire. I'll cook this. 533 00:44:48,136 --> 00:44:50,138 A rat? 534 00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:26,507 Cameron? You... 535 00:45:26,921 --> 00:45:30,211 Where have you been? Mate, I was so hungry, I had to eat a rat! 536 00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:33,364 - I don't eat rat! - Hey hey hey. Listen. Before you say anything, 537 00:45:33,514 --> 00:45:37,451 you have no idea what I have been through to get here. - Did you lose the map? - No. 538 00:45:37,601 --> 00:45:39,597 - You lost the map, didn't you! - No, you're wrong. I didn't lose the map. 539 00:45:39,698 --> 00:45:41,598 - Thank God. - I lost my car. - What? 540 00:45:41,647 --> 00:45:43,721 And that had the map in it. 541 00:45:44,483 --> 00:45:47,301 I don't even know what to do with that statement, Cameron. Can I please, 542 00:45:47,351 --> 00:45:51,549 - please, just have my food supplies. - Did you not just hear me, I lost the car. 543 00:45:51,699 --> 00:45:56,179 Your supplies are gone. Oh, hang on. Not everything. 544 00:45:56,329 --> 00:45:58,331 I bought you this. 545 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,184 - Thanks, looks delicious. - You're welcome. 546 00:46:01,334 --> 00:46:04,552 Can I just have some water then, please, just anything, Cam mate. 547 00:46:04,702 --> 00:46:08,206 You know what? Listen. I didn't drink all my milk. 548 00:46:08,356 --> 00:46:10,134 It's yours. 549 00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:12,470 No, Cam, no! 550 00:46:17,241 --> 00:46:20,619 - Did you do that on purpose? - I'll go get some supplies. 551 00:46:20,769 --> 00:46:23,058 - You did that on purpose - I didn't do it on purpose. - Cam! 552 00:46:25,398 --> 00:46:29,045 Cam, you can't leave me here without supplies. - Just move your shit please. 553 00:46:29,195 --> 00:46:31,483 - Cam, what're you doing? - I'll see you later. 554 00:46:31,484 --> 00:46:32,484 - Just wait, right! 555 00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:34,825 - Cam! - Let go of the car! 556 00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:35,826 Cam! 557 00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:03,021 Here we go. 558 00:47:05,564 --> 00:47:07,566 Bloody bush rat! 559 00:47:18,286 --> 00:47:20,288 Hey, little guy. 560 00:47:20,746 --> 00:47:22,748 I didn't see you there. 561 00:47:23,082 --> 00:47:25,977 Is this your home? Sorry. 562 00:47:26,127 --> 00:47:30,999 How about I just go back the way I came, and we forgot we saw each other, hey?. 563 00:47:31,924 --> 00:47:34,213 Okay, I'm just gonna reach for my bag. 564 00:47:34,843 --> 00:47:36,845 I won't hurt ya. 565 00:47:39,823 --> 00:47:41,825 Aargh! 566 00:47:41,976 --> 00:47:43,978 Aargh! 567 00:47:44,770 --> 00:47:46,772 Aargh! 568 00:48:07,351 --> 00:48:10,504 - Hey hey hey. - Eli? 569 00:48:11,405 --> 00:48:15,276 Eli, am I glad to see you. Mate, I think I'm gonna die. 570 00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:17,603 - I got bitten by a snake and I passed out because of the poison. 571 00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:20,004 - You were bitten by a python, they don't have any venom. 572 00:48:20,153 --> 00:48:24,118 No, no, it must have been a different snake because as soon as it bit me I was knocked out. 573 00:48:24,268 --> 00:48:27,629 - You passed out because you had a fever. - A fever, what fever? 574 00:48:27,779 --> 00:48:30,174 Yeah, you kinda shat yourself too. 575 00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:34,320 What? No! 576 00:48:34,653 --> 00:48:36,655 No! 577 00:48:39,492 --> 00:48:42,678 Oh man. I got a massive headache as well. 578 00:48:42,828 --> 00:48:44,830 Yeah, that's probably from the dragging. 579 00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:49,518 - The dragging? What dragging? - Well, when I found you, covered in crap, 580 00:48:49,668 --> 00:48:53,206 the ants were crawling all over you, so I couldn't just leave you there. 581 00:48:53,356 --> 00:48:57,151 I wasn't gonna carry you due to the pooh, so I dragged you. 582 00:48:57,301 --> 00:49:00,396 I was careful, but this is the Outback, and there are rocks around. 583 00:49:01,990 --> 00:49:03,992 Let me get this straight. 584 00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:06,144 I got bitten by a snake... 585 00:49:06,352 --> 00:49:08,354 shat myself. 586 00:49:08,562 --> 00:49:12,781 And then you dragged me through rocks. Are you joking? 587 00:49:12,931 --> 00:49:15,220 I think what you want to say is thanks. 588 00:49:17,947 --> 00:49:19,949 Thanks. 589 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:24,495 The thing is, Jake... 590 00:49:25,246 --> 00:49:28,499 I'm not feeling too good myself. I've a bad stomach too. 591 00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:32,628 Oh really? What do you think it is? 592 00:49:33,379 --> 00:49:36,668 Well, when I found you, passed out, covered in shit, 593 00:49:37,383 --> 00:49:41,602 I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle in my gut. 594 00:49:43,514 --> 00:49:45,516 You dickhead! 595 00:49:59,088 --> 00:50:01,090 Good morning mate. 596 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,242 That smells good. 597 00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,536 Feeling better? 598 00:50:05,911 --> 00:50:09,140 - Yeah. Yeah, I am. - Seriously Jake... 599 00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:13,723 I know this is for charity and all, but why would you do this to yourself? 600 00:50:13,873 --> 00:50:15,875 I'm actually doing it for a girl. 601 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,582 You've seen too many movies, mate. 602 00:50:18,732 --> 00:50:21,878 Let me guess. This girl is out of your league, 603 00:50:22,029 --> 00:50:25,531 but by doing this walk, you will show her you exist. 604 00:50:25,681 --> 00:50:28,042 - Eh, not quite. - I mean, 605 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:32,554 don't you know that it's only after we've lost everything, we're free to do anything. 606 00:50:32,555 --> 00:50:33,255 Wow. 607 00:50:33,272 --> 00:50:35,990 Is that like, an old Aboriginal saying? 608 00:50:36,140 --> 00:50:38,018 No, it's from Fight Club. 609 00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:41,447 The point is, you are on an amazing journey 610 00:50:41,697 --> 00:50:46,060 and you need to leave the past in the past, and grow as you walk. 611 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:50,164 You will not be the same man who started this journey by the end. And that is a good thing. 612 00:50:50,581 --> 00:50:55,003 - That was from Forest Gump. - No, that's from Eli, my brother. 613 00:51:26,217 --> 00:51:28,219 Oh, thankyou! 614 00:51:28,369 --> 00:51:32,415 - Thankyou very much! - Hi, Jake. 615 00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:36,419 - Congrats on the walk so far. - Cheers. 616 00:51:36,877 --> 00:51:39,880 - This is my daughter Teresa. - Hello, Teresa. 617 00:51:40,031 --> 00:51:42,033 - It's very nice to meet you. - Ohh. 618 00:51:42,034 --> 00:51:43,034 Thankyou. 619 00:51:43,176 --> 00:51:45,605 Teresa, what did you want to say to Jake? 620 00:51:45,714 --> 00:51:47,014 I just want to say thankyou. 621 00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:52,627 You're very welcome. I'm glad I could do something to help. 622 00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:54,779 Come here. 623 00:51:55,354 --> 00:51:57,823 - I like your hat. - Thankyou. 624 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:02,711 - Okie dokie... - Thanks, Jake. 625 00:52:02,861 --> 00:52:07,666 - I wish there was more people in the world like you, Jake - Jake, Jake, how do you feel? 626 00:52:07,816 --> 00:52:10,469 I feel good, I feel like I'm glad to have made it here 627 00:52:10,619 --> 00:52:13,556 and I'm very grateful for the support of everone here. 628 00:52:13,706 --> 00:52:16,996 - Any incidents worth reporting so far? - No, not really. 629 00:52:17,146 --> 00:52:20,263 I'm having a good time, I'm meeting some great people and 630 00:52:20,413 --> 00:52:23,416 I'm trying not to get killed by the local wildlife. 631 00:52:23,566 --> 00:52:25,651 How do you feel about being associated with King Global, 632 00:52:25,801 --> 00:52:29,591 specifically Mr. King, given the recent accusations? 633 00:52:29,741 --> 00:52:33,031 The recent accuse... No, I don't know anything about that, 634 00:52:33,181 --> 00:52:35,183 so that's a no, 'no comment'. 635 00:52:35,411 --> 00:52:38,914 Alright, I better... Hey, you came! 636 00:52:39,065 --> 00:52:41,859 I mean we just heard about some crazy naked guy walking 637 00:52:42,010 --> 00:52:44,655 through town, thought we'd come take a look. - Really? Where is he? 638 00:52:44,805 --> 00:52:47,499 Can't seem to see him anywhere... 639 00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,500 Come on, 640 00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:51,743 It's more like you were dying to see me, and you drove all this way just to get a glimpse. 641 00:52:51,911 --> 00:52:54,613 - Aye, that's closer to the truth. - Keith! 642 00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:58,112 - Are you okay, Jakey? - Yeah, I'm good. 643 00:52:58,262 --> 00:53:00,765 A little bit tired, but I'm alright. 644 00:53:01,244 --> 00:53:05,373 - Hey, where're you guys staying tonight? - Just at the Backpacker's in town. 645 00:53:05,624 --> 00:53:08,427 D'you reckon they might have room for little old me? 646 00:53:08,578 --> 00:53:11,114 Valerie may have some room for you. 647 00:53:11,263 --> 00:53:13,699 You can stay with us tonight if you like. 648 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:17,318 - Hey, Jake! - No, don't know you mate. 649 00:53:17,469 --> 00:53:20,186 Oh mate, seriously? You still angry at me? 650 00:53:20,336 --> 00:53:22,364 Yeah, Cam, I am. 651 00:53:22,515 --> 00:53:24,937 You're supposed to be my support crew and so far 652 00:53:25,088 --> 00:53:27,871 you've provided me with zero support. So... 653 00:53:28,813 --> 00:53:32,532 Okay... Cam, this is everyone, everyone this is Cam. He's my house mate. 654 00:53:32,682 --> 00:53:35,471 - He's a bit of a poor excuse for a bestfriend at the moment. 655 00:53:35,621 --> 00:53:40,294 - Come on Keith. - Can I come with you guys? 656 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:48,934 Hey, I'm really glad you're here, because there's something I wanted to tell you. 657 00:53:49,333 --> 00:53:51,979 - Sounds serious. - It is. Come on. 658 00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:58,744 Look, it's a little bit awkward, so I'm just gonna come out and say it. Alright? 659 00:53:58,894 --> 00:54:03,723 I really don't appreciate you staring at my nipples every chance you get. 660 00:54:03,890 --> 00:54:05,726 - My eyes are up here, okay? 661 00:54:05,727 --> 00:54:08,427 - Remind me, who's the one that couldn't stop staring at me at the beach that day? 662 00:54:08,877 --> 00:54:09,679 Was that...? 663 00:54:09,729 --> 00:54:13,733 I know, I was just trying to make sure you didnt have any insects on you. 664 00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:18,472 - 'Cos Australia's a very dangerous place... - Thanks, that's really, really thoughtful. 665 00:54:18,622 --> 00:54:20,423 It's on my account. 666 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:23,535 - You really going okay? - Yeah. 667 00:54:23,785 --> 00:54:27,514 - Yeah, why? - Well, you look like shit. 668 00:54:27,664 --> 00:54:30,867 - I look like... Yeah I do, don't I. - Yeah. - Ahh. 669 00:54:31,793 --> 00:54:33,795 I'm really tired. 670 00:54:33,796 --> 00:54:34,796 Yeah. 671 00:54:35,296 --> 00:54:39,086 I mean, the walking's okay, but I can't sleep at night. 672 00:54:39,236 --> 00:54:43,555 - Why not? - The noises... the desert. 673 00:54:43,763 --> 00:54:47,433 People keep telling me about these really sick kids, and... 674 00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:50,545 You saw the girl back there and... 675 00:54:51,563 --> 00:54:54,023 It makes me really sad. 676 00:54:55,108 --> 00:54:58,528 You're doing your bit, and that's what counts. 677 00:54:59,128 --> 00:55:01,130 - Thanks. - Yeah. 678 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:06,995 - Thanks. - Come on. Tonight we will sleep inside. 679 00:55:07,286 --> 00:55:10,707 Relax, and have a good rest. 680 00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:13,877 - Promise, promise I won't get you drunk. - Okay. 681 00:55:23,637 --> 00:55:27,098 God, it is so good to eat some deep-fried food. 682 00:55:27,306 --> 00:55:29,851 So, how much further do you have to walk? 683 00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:35,160 I have to walk every day for the next two months, and then I might be close. 684 00:55:35,310 --> 00:55:37,531 Honestly mate, why would you do that to yourself? 685 00:55:37,722 --> 00:55:40,839 - Did it to win my ex back. - Really? - Yeah. 686 00:55:41,139 --> 00:55:45,077 She told me that I was boring, so I'm doing it to prove her wrong. 687 00:55:45,227 --> 00:55:47,745 Bloody hell... Is it working? 688 00:55:47,896 --> 00:55:52,267 Yeah. Yeah kind of. She texted me today to say that she misses me, so it's, y'know, good. 689 00:55:52,859 --> 00:55:54,861 And what about Valerie? 690 00:55:56,696 --> 00:55:59,366 - What about Valerie? - Oh, it's pretty obvious, mate. 691 00:55:59,516 --> 00:56:04,445 Nicky calls me socially retarded, and even I can see the way you two look at each other. 692 00:56:04,787 --> 00:56:08,541 - Yeah, but I've only just met her, mate. Is that mental? - Very. 693 00:56:09,317 --> 00:56:13,071 - Has she said anything about me? - Doesna' need to mate. 694 00:56:13,221 --> 00:56:16,824 Since she met you, she's been a nightmare to travel with. 695 00:56:16,975 --> 00:56:19,836 Every speck on the horizon - 'oh, is that Jake?' 'Is that Jake over there?' 696 00:56:19,986 --> 00:56:22,740 It's like, she's a mad wee puppy dog with her tongue... 697 00:56:23,056 --> 00:56:26,193 - What're you two wankers gas bagging about? - Puppies 698 00:56:26,343 --> 00:56:29,370 - What? - Puppies. You know, man's best friend. 699 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,024 I was just sayin' how lovely it would be to own a puppy one day. 700 00:56:33,174 --> 00:56:37,387 - Yeah, yeah. I love puppies too. - Cam, I do not care what you think. 701 00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:40,966 Jake, are you for real mate? How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? 702 00:56:41,116 --> 00:56:44,453 Alright, my car is full of supplies for you. Let's go! 703 00:56:44,603 --> 00:56:48,674 Jake, don't be so mean. He's said he's sorry like a hundred times. 704 00:56:49,582 --> 00:56:52,936 Okay, I forgive you for being the worst person ever. 705 00:56:53,086 --> 00:56:57,399 - Yeah, I'll take it. - So, what drinking game are we playing tonight? 706 00:56:57,549 --> 00:57:00,735 - Oh, no, Valerie, you promised. - No! 707 00:57:00,886 --> 00:57:04,556 Yes! Jake is not drinking tonight. 708 00:57:04,706 --> 00:57:07,452 - He has a lot of walking ahead, and we need to take care of him. 709 00:57:07,453 --> 00:57:10,153 - We can still get pissed. - That we can, baby. 710 00:57:10,202 --> 00:57:13,640 Oh! Jake, I told the manager that you're staying here, he gave you a room all to yourself. 711 00:57:13,690 --> 00:57:17,766 - And when she says to yourself, she means... - Keith, I told you, seriously! 712 00:57:17,917 --> 00:57:21,128 - Do you want me to show you? - Yeah, that'd be great. 713 00:57:24,575 --> 00:57:26,577 - Your bag? - Yeah. 714 00:57:27,287 --> 00:57:30,863 They are on their way to do some dirty shite. 715 00:57:31,013 --> 00:57:33,307 Oh, grow up, baby! 716 00:57:34,961 --> 00:57:39,365 - Jake's probably not gonna finish that. - No, go for it. 717 00:57:40,630 --> 00:57:45,769 - Let me help you relax. - Oh, what makes you think that I'm tense? 718 00:57:45,919 --> 00:57:48,089 Oh, my God, I don't know. 719 00:57:49,222 --> 00:57:52,154 - Hpw's that? - That's actually really amazing. 720 00:57:53,018 --> 00:57:57,689 Hey, I've been wondering. What made you want to come out and drive around Australia? 721 00:57:58,940 --> 00:58:01,658 Well, the short version is, I've always wanted to. 722 00:58:01,808 --> 00:58:03,563 And the long version? 723 00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:07,615 My sister told me to get away from my 'loser ex'. 724 00:58:07,616 --> 00:58:08,516 - Oh. - Yeah. 725 00:58:08,575 --> 00:58:11,653 What happened to you two? - If you don't mind me asking. 726 00:58:11,703 --> 00:58:16,583 - That's an even longer story. - That's fine, 'cause I'm lovin' this massage. 727 00:58:17,667 --> 00:58:21,457 I started dating him around the time my niece got sick. 728 00:58:21,607 --> 00:58:24,993 He was, umm... Well, I was spending a lot of time with her in the hospital, 729 00:58:24,994 --> 00:58:26,794 and helping out my sister. 730 00:58:26,969 --> 00:58:29,929 He was really supportive at first, but... 731 00:58:30,305 --> 00:58:34,153 eventually he just hated the fact that I was never in the 732 00:58:34,154 --> 00:58:37,154 mood to go and party, or whatever, so he dumped me. 733 00:58:37,187 --> 00:58:41,608 - Really? - Yeah. - Wow. I bet he regrets that now. 734 00:58:41,816 --> 00:58:45,712 No more sad talk. I'm with the famous Naked Wanderer. 735 00:58:45,862 --> 00:58:48,623 Oh come off it. Come on, I'm hardly famous. 736 00:58:48,773 --> 00:58:51,210 I was with some girls yesterday, 737 00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:55,664 and told them that we met. It was like I went backstage at a One Direction concert. 738 00:58:55,814 --> 00:58:58,961 Woah woah woah, did you just admit to being a One Direction fan? 739 00:58:59,111 --> 00:59:03,805 - No... - You did! - I'm just saying that everyone loves you, everyone's obsessed with you. 740 00:59:03,955 --> 00:59:07,000 I've no idea why. 741 00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:12,222 You're really awesome. 742 00:59:13,281 --> 00:59:17,435 - Thanks. - Can I kiss you? 743 01:00:00,350 --> 01:00:02,352 Val? 744 01:00:13,738 --> 01:00:15,740 Hey. 745 01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:31,822 - Leaving without saying goodbye, again! - What! 746 01:00:31,972 --> 01:00:35,262 - No, no, I was looking for you. - I know. I'm kidding. 747 01:00:35,412 --> 01:00:38,739 - I got up early and bought you a juice. - Thankyou. 748 01:00:39,181 --> 01:00:42,827 Cam's gone too, by the way. He told me to tell you he's 'on to it'? 749 01:00:42,977 --> 01:00:46,446 - Oh, he's on to it? - Yes. - Yeah. I think we'll see about that. 750 01:00:46,646 --> 01:00:50,983 So, ah, thanks for helping me to relax 751 01:00:51,443 --> 01:00:55,112 - last night. It was really fun. - It was. 752 01:00:58,032 --> 01:01:00,866 You know, Jake, at the end of this drive 753 01:01:01,017 --> 01:01:03,878 I don't have to go home right away. 754 01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:07,517 - Oh, what, you gonna stay back and do a bit more travelling? - No. 755 01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:13,274 No, I was thinking more along the lines of hanging out with you when you'd finished your walk. 756 01:01:13,506 --> 01:01:16,509 Oh, right. Yeah. That'd be heaps better than what I just said. 757 01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:22,758 So, you would want to hang out more, after your walk? 758 01:01:22,908 --> 01:01:26,379 Yeah, of course. What, d'you just want to keep walking with me now? 759 01:01:26,529 --> 01:01:30,600 No, I wouldn't make it a day. Plus Nicky would kill Keith if I'm not there. 760 01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:34,126 True. But I will see you again on this walk, right? 761 01:01:34,277 --> 01:01:37,780 - Well, we're going to Coral Bay next. - I'm not going there. 762 01:01:37,930 --> 01:01:39,832 - Onslow? - It's too far away. 763 01:01:40,074 --> 01:01:44,787 - What about, umm, Karatha? - Karatha, yeah, yeah. I'm goin' there. 764 01:01:44,954 --> 01:01:46,956 Though not for about three weeks. 765 01:01:47,457 --> 01:01:48,457 Oh. 766 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,602 Okay. 767 01:01:50,752 --> 01:01:52,754 Three weeks. 768 01:01:54,772 --> 01:01:56,774 Well, just... 769 01:01:56,924 --> 01:01:58,993 make sure you're there. 770 01:01:59,677 --> 01:02:01,679 Yes ma'am. 771 01:02:25,912 --> 01:02:27,914 - Bye. - Bye. 772 01:02:31,876 --> 01:02:33,878 Bye. 773 01:02:58,711 --> 01:03:00,880 Angel, get your passport. 774 01:03:20,702 --> 01:03:24,389 Angel, is that you? Why aren't you in London? 775 01:03:24,539 --> 01:03:27,828 - What're you doing here? - I need to talk to you, Jake, 776 01:03:27,979 --> 01:03:30,538 And I thought it was really important that we do it face to face. 777 01:03:30,739 --> 01:03:32,039 Okay, what's going on? 778 01:03:32,339 --> 01:03:36,343 - It's Mr. King. - What's happening with Mr. King? 779 01:03:36,969 --> 01:03:39,030 He's suffering. 780 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:42,767 I know that he's done some stupid things, but he's such a good man. 781 01:03:43,418 --> 01:03:47,079 - Okay. - Nobody sees him the way that I see him. 782 01:03:47,395 --> 01:03:49,940 They just want to tear him down. 783 01:03:50,273 --> 01:03:53,010 Because they don't know that he has feelings 784 01:03:53,226 --> 01:03:56,829 I just can't stand to see him suffer. I'm so sorry 785 01:03:56,980 --> 01:04:00,250 - You must think I'm so stupid. - Hey, hey. 786 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,827 You love him. I get it. 787 01:04:03,203 --> 01:04:07,136 We all do crazy things for people we love. 788 01:04:07,286 --> 01:04:11,711 I... I do... I do love him. I... 789 01:04:11,878 --> 01:04:14,506 Never told anyone that before. 790 01:04:14,923 --> 01:04:16,925 So... 791 01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:19,677 Could you please, please help. 792 01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:23,313 You know what? I'll do it right now. 793 01:04:27,394 --> 01:04:30,038 - Keep it coming. - I will. I will. 794 01:04:34,776 --> 01:04:37,154 Ok, so... I have to go. 795 01:04:37,779 --> 01:04:40,926 But can we keep this little chat between you and I? 796 01:04:41,076 --> 01:04:42,621 - It's in the vault. 797 01:04:53,561 --> 01:04:55,563 Okay, it's sorted. 798 01:04:55,713 --> 01:04:57,787 I think we'll get plenty of thanks 799 01:04:57,938 --> 01:04:59,530 from The Naked Wanderer from now on. 800 01:07:10,448 --> 01:07:12,450 Thankyou. 801 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,602 Thankyou so much. Hello. 802 01:07:16,288 --> 01:07:18,290 Thanks brother. 803 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:21,244 Thanks very much. Appreciate it. Thankyou. 804 01:07:21,745 --> 01:07:22,745 Val! 805 01:07:23,253 --> 01:07:25,255 Who's that? 806 01:07:25,405 --> 01:07:27,407 That is Valerie. 807 01:07:27,865 --> 01:07:31,078 - Hey, I told you I'd make it. - You came. 808 01:07:31,469 --> 01:07:35,623 Thankyou, Cam. But what is she doing with Jake? 809 01:07:36,124 --> 01:07:38,793 They met, at thestart of the walk 810 01:07:38,961 --> 01:07:41,697 and hit it off right away. 811 01:07:41,980 --> 01:07:43,982 Ahh... 812 01:07:44,132 --> 01:07:46,134 Hey! 813 01:07:46,384 --> 01:07:48,520 - You look great. - Thankyou. 814 01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:51,102 - Keithy, how you doing? - Hi there man. 815 01:07:51,252 --> 01:07:53,254 She's a nice girl. 816 01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:58,230 - Actually... - Oh Jake, hi! 817 01:08:00,941 --> 01:08:04,728 Hi! Jas, what a surprise. I cannot believe you're here! 818 01:08:04,878 --> 01:08:07,268 - Hi Valerie. - Hi Cam, nice to see you. - You too. 819 01:08:09,299 --> 01:08:11,301 Valerie, this is Jasmine. 820 01:08:11,451 --> 01:08:15,347 - Jasmine is ahh an old friend from home. - A friend? 821 01:08:15,497 --> 01:08:18,301 Oh, I think we're more than friends, Jake. 822 01:08:18,451 --> 01:08:21,169 Well, he did ask me to marry him. 823 01:08:21,419 --> 01:08:25,382 And you did say no, and you broke up with me. 824 01:08:27,467 --> 01:08:30,113 It's nice to meet you, Jasmine. 825 01:08:30,971 --> 01:08:32,973 I'll see you all later. 826 01:08:40,747 --> 01:08:42,249 What? 827 01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:46,403 Jasmine asked me where she could visit you, and I told her. That's it. 828 01:08:46,553 --> 01:08:49,089 I just picked her up at the airport, drove her here. 829 01:08:49,239 --> 01:08:51,884 made sure she saw you with Valerie. 830 01:08:52,035 --> 01:08:55,603 - What'd you say? - What? Nothing. Anyway mate. This is great. 831 01:08:55,753 --> 01:08:58,598 Can't you see now Jasmine dumping you was for the best? 832 01:08:58,748 --> 01:09:01,609 - Yeah, I guess. - Oh, you guess, do you? 833 01:09:01,759 --> 01:09:04,830 Mate, why would you want to be with someone who treats you like that? 834 01:09:05,730 --> 01:09:07,900 I'm just glad Valerie was so cool about it. 835 01:09:08,050 --> 01:09:10,994 She's not cool. She was pissed mate, pissed, 836 01:09:11,144 --> 01:09:14,548 cannot believe you invited your ex here. She thinks you still love her. 837 01:09:14,798 --> 01:09:17,350 I didn't invite her here, Cam did. 838 01:09:17,743 --> 01:09:21,214 - What the hell am I gonna do? - Look, don't worry about it now. 839 01:09:21,364 --> 01:09:23,581 - We got a party to go to. - Party? What party? 840 01:09:23,731 --> 01:09:26,919 The lady that runs this caravan park? Mad for you, mate. 841 01:09:27,069 --> 01:09:29,205 She invited the whole bloody town. 842 01:09:29,355 --> 01:09:32,465 - Her names not Helena, is it? - No idea. 843 01:09:32,615 --> 01:09:36,819 But mate, I told her you were staying here, she was psyching! 844 01:09:39,414 --> 01:09:41,959 - Are you pissing, Keith? - Aye. 845 01:09:46,171 --> 01:09:50,442 Alright, Cam. Your job is to keep Jasmine the hell away from Valerie. 846 01:09:50,592 --> 01:09:51,579 - No problem mate. Awesome. 847 01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:54,380 - Keith, if you can keep Nicky busy, so I can get some time alone with Val. 848 01:09:54,930 --> 01:09:57,218 Can do, mate. What's the plan? 849 01:09:57,368 --> 01:10:01,103 - Well, I think I'm gonna tell her how I feel. - Ahh, which is how? 850 01:10:01,394 --> 01:10:03,646 - I think I love her. - Jake, Jake! 851 01:10:04,147 --> 01:10:06,149 Help me! Help! 852 01:10:08,085 --> 01:10:10,087 It's so good to see you! 853 01:10:10,237 --> 01:10:12,239 It's so good! 854 01:10:12,489 --> 01:10:15,658 And you brought some young friends with you. 855 01:10:15,825 --> 01:10:18,495 Ohh! How I wish I was twenty years younger. 856 01:10:18,845 --> 01:10:20,847 Helena. 857 01:10:20,998 --> 01:10:24,960 - GHelena, what're you doing here? - This is my caravan park too, 858 01:10:25,293 --> 01:10:27,479 - Of course it is. - Come along! 859 01:10:27,629 --> 01:10:30,900 There's a huge welcoming party for The Naked Wanderer! 860 01:10:31,050 --> 01:10:33,344 He's here everyone! Three cheers! 861 01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,282 Ladies and gentlemen! 862 01:10:39,432 --> 01:10:42,635 - Let's hear it for The Naked Wanderer! - Valerie... 863 01:10:46,023 --> 01:10:50,402 As part of today's fun, we have organised a karaoke competition! 864 01:10:52,029 --> 01:10:55,366 And we thought it's only fair, for you to go first. 865 01:10:55,516 --> 01:10:58,811 Ladies and gentlemen, The Naked Wanderer! 866 01:11:02,164 --> 01:11:04,166 Okie dokey, umm... 867 01:11:05,292 --> 01:11:08,081 This song goes out to a really beautiful, 868 01:11:08,232 --> 01:11:10,520 special girl who's here today 869 01:11:10,771 --> 01:11:12,481 She knows who she is. 870 01:11:15,568 --> 01:11:17,570 Is this on? 871 01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,806 Hello? Ah we're on... 872 01:12:32,670 --> 01:12:34,672 Let's go! 873 01:13:24,806 --> 01:13:26,808 Thankyou! 874 01:13:28,226 --> 01:13:31,663 Yeah mate. I mean, we were just like, sitting around at home one day, and he was 875 01:13:31,813 --> 01:13:34,174 like, 'I'm gonna go on this big charity walk 876 01:13:34,324 --> 01:13:37,419 have as much sex as I can with as many randoms as I can.' 877 01:13:37,569 --> 01:13:39,589 - Jeez. - I know, right? 878 01:13:39,590 --> 01:13:41,690 and that song that he just sung, that was for some 879 01:13:41,739 --> 01:13:44,276 little hottie that he's already boned along the way. 880 01:13:45,577 --> 01:13:47,865 - What a legend! - Killing it! 881 01:13:49,872 --> 01:13:54,544 The sad thing is though, Jake, is one of those, like, good guys 882 01:13:54,711 --> 01:13:56,981 now he's gone and bloody fallen in love with her. 883 01:13:58,298 --> 01:14:00,300 Such a loser. 884 01:14:00,842 --> 01:14:03,980 Now look, you've already moved on from me to the next girl? 885 01:14:04,130 --> 01:14:07,615 Well, just in case you forgot, Jas, you said that I was boring, 886 01:14:07,765 --> 01:14:11,236 you said that I wasn't enough, and you broke up with me. 887 01:14:11,386 --> 01:14:16,024 Yeah. I know, but that was a mistake 888 01:14:17,150 --> 01:14:20,403 Baby, I love you, and I will marry you! 889 01:14:21,488 --> 01:14:24,241 Jas, Jas, Jas... 890 01:14:24,491 --> 01:14:28,370 Jasmine, Jasmine, listen, listen to me. It's too late. 891 01:14:29,037 --> 01:14:34,459 We're clearly not right for each other, and I don't feel that way anymore. 892 01:14:35,477 --> 01:14:37,479 But... 893 01:14:37,629 --> 01:14:40,048 But I came all the way up here to see you. 894 01:14:40,548 --> 01:14:43,051 Yeah, and I appreciate that, but... 895 01:14:44,861 --> 01:14:46,863 We're done. 896 01:14:47,014 --> 01:14:49,016 Okay? 897 01:14:49,307 --> 01:14:51,309 Can I have my ring back? 898 01:14:52,936 --> 01:14:54,938 Can I have my ring back? 899 01:14:55,939 --> 01:14:58,275 Jas, can I please have my ring back? 900 01:14:58,775 --> 01:15:00,777 Thankyou. 901 01:15:22,090 --> 01:15:25,343 Valerie! Val! 902 01:15:26,428 --> 01:15:30,057 Val! Valerie! 903 01:15:30,473 --> 01:15:34,536 - Wait, wait, where're you going? - Hoy, Jake! 904 01:15:34,686 --> 01:15:37,080 - Cam, what the fuck is going on? - I don't know. 905 01:15:37,230 --> 01:15:39,316 Well I don't understand, Did you say something? 906 01:15:39,466 --> 01:15:42,419 - Hey, I know I can be a dick sometimes... - Sometimes? 907 01:15:42,569 --> 01:15:45,588 Yeah, alright, a lot of the times. But I didn't say anything. I promise. 908 01:15:45,738 --> 01:15:49,542 - Alright, let's jump in the car and go after her. - You can't drive. My uncle will kill you. 909 01:15:49,692 --> 01:15:51,304 Well, I've gotta do somethin'. 910 01:15:51,454 --> 01:15:54,764 Listen, whatever you're thinking about doing, just do the opposite. Okay? 911 01:15:54,915 --> 01:15:57,267 - I'm gonna walk after her. - Yes, see, listen, I knew you were gonna say that. 912 01:15:57,417 --> 01:15:59,295 That's why I said, do the opposite. 913 01:15:59,445 --> 01:16:02,377 You don't understand mate. I've fallen for this girl. 914 01:16:02,797 --> 01:16:05,229 - Okay, I've never felt this way about... - Stop. 915 01:16:05,379 --> 01:16:08,311 I don't want to hear all the romantic bullshit, okay? 916 01:16:08,461 --> 01:16:10,173 Just go. 917 01:16:10,323 --> 01:16:12,045 - I'll see you at the finish line, alright? - Yeah, righto. 918 01:16:12,210 --> 01:16:13,353 - Hey hey hey. 919 01:16:15,354 --> 01:16:17,154 - Take that. - What's this? 920 01:16:17,354 --> 01:16:22,709 Keith wrote down all the places they were gonna be going, so we could, like, hang out. 921 01:16:22,859 --> 01:16:25,988 - Thanks man. I really appreciate it. - Yeah, yeah. 922 01:16:26,389 --> 01:16:28,391 - Hey, Jake. - Yeah? 923 01:16:28,541 --> 01:16:33,161 - I like Valerie, man, she's cool. - Oh, she is. 924 01:16:47,225 --> 01:16:51,196 I'm starting to think this oil Cameron gave me doesn't protect me from the sun at all. 925 01:16:51,346 --> 01:16:55,200 Why would you listen to Cam? He's not exactly the smartest guy. 926 01:16:55,350 --> 01:16:57,644 - Aye, but he's a great tan. - Babe... 927 01:16:58,145 --> 01:17:00,881 You're Scottish. You're not meant to have a tan. 928 01:17:01,106 --> 01:17:03,422 What d'you think Valerie, is my skin turnin' brown? 929 01:17:03,770 --> 01:17:07,264 Don't care, Keith, you look like a moron. 930 01:17:07,932 --> 01:17:10,176 Oh good one, Keith. 931 01:17:10,662 --> 01:17:13,880 - What'd I say? - You mentioned Cam, best friends with Jake. 932 01:17:14,030 --> 01:17:16,967 - You know that upsets her. - No, I don't. I don't know. 933 01:17:17,117 --> 01:17:19,978 Because you two nutcases won't tell me. 934 01:17:20,128 --> 01:17:24,332 All I want to know is why we had to leave a bloody good party. 935 01:17:28,828 --> 01:17:32,761 "This product stimulates melanin production..." 936 01:17:45,115 --> 01:17:47,117 Nice try, Eli. 937 01:17:47,267 --> 01:17:49,399 Hey, Jake, you getting sharper. 938 01:17:49,579 --> 01:17:53,726 - Can't stop mate, how yer goin'? - Hey, wait there, what's goin' on? 939 01:17:54,084 --> 01:17:56,311 I'm in a bit of a rush. Gonna find someone. 940 01:17:56,461 --> 01:17:58,630 - Tell me it's not the ex? - No. 941 01:17:59,173 --> 01:18:02,510 - Oh, so old mate Eli was spot on with the advice, eh? 942 01:18:02,660 --> 01:18:05,470 Yeah, I guess you could say that. Hey, d'you wanna walk with me? 943 01:18:05,844 --> 01:18:08,991 I would, but you being almost naked makes me uncomfortable. 944 01:18:09,141 --> 01:18:13,145 - Oh right. Makes you uncomfortable. - Yeah. - How do you think I feel? 945 01:18:16,148 --> 01:18:20,819 - Listen, do I have to tell you... - Hey Eli! - You fucking... 946 01:18:20,970 --> 01:18:24,116 - Do you want a fancy new sat phone? - Yeah! - I've been trying to get through to you... 947 01:18:24,406 --> 01:18:27,210 - Enjoy, brother. - I will! 948 01:19:09,618 --> 01:19:12,329 - Hello? - Cameron, it's uncle Brian. 949 01:19:12,955 --> 01:19:16,892 Oh, hey, hi uncle Brian. Umm, what can I do for you? 950 01:19:17,042 --> 01:19:20,170 You could put that friend of yours on the phone. 951 01:19:20,754 --> 01:19:23,632 Yeah, umm, he's not here right now. 952 01:19:24,049 --> 01:19:26,051 Well where the hell is he? 953 01:19:26,843 --> 01:19:29,775 I'm not too sure at this point of time, to be honest. 954 01:19:29,926 --> 01:19:34,768 Cameron, I know you and I are family, and family is important, 955 01:19:34,919 --> 01:19:38,864 but if your mate doesn't call me back today, I will have you killed. 956 01:19:39,106 --> 01:19:43,325 Or worse... I'll have your dad cut you off. 957 01:19:51,243 --> 01:19:53,954 - Who was that? - Hey, no-one. 958 01:19:54,204 --> 01:19:56,206 Go back to sleep. 959 01:19:58,517 --> 01:20:00,519 Or if... 960 01:20:00,669 --> 01:20:03,172 You know, if you're not tired, we could... 961 01:20:03,923 --> 01:20:06,459 do something else. 962 01:20:09,887 --> 01:20:11,889 Ah. Yeah. 963 01:20:12,056 --> 01:20:14,058 Ooh, come here! 964 01:21:05,484 --> 01:21:07,486 Come on! 965 01:22:13,777 --> 01:22:15,779 Angel? 966 01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:17,932 Is that you? 967 01:22:19,766 --> 01:22:21,768 You really are dehydrated. 968 01:22:21,977 --> 01:22:25,439 - What're you doin' here? - We have a tracker, remember? 969 01:22:26,206 --> 01:22:28,208 Oh, hey Mr. King. 970 01:22:28,358 --> 01:22:33,130 - Why haven't you been answering my calls? - I lost my sat phone. 971 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:38,802 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. That's why we were able to track you, right? Don't lie to me, Jake. 972 01:22:38,953 --> 01:22:42,147 No, honestly. I don't have it. How the hell did you find me? 973 01:22:42,297 --> 01:22:44,474 I suggest you shut up and listen, Jake. 974 01:22:44,624 --> 01:22:48,103 - I want you to do something for me, Jake. - Yeah, what's that? 975 01:22:48,253 --> 01:22:51,241 A U.S. news program wants to do a big story on you. 976 01:22:51,391 --> 01:22:53,679 The deadline is Friday week, 977 01:22:53,829 --> 01:22:57,548 so you gotta finish the walk in ten days. 978 01:22:57,698 --> 01:23:01,225 Ten days? No, it's gonna take me three weeks. 979 01:23:01,433 --> 01:23:04,370 - Listen to me, you little... - Mr. King! Your anger. 980 01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:06,522 Please, allow me. 981 01:23:06,688 --> 01:23:09,524 Jake, you're doing such a wonderful job. 982 01:23:10,042 --> 01:23:12,044 And what Mr. King meant, was 983 01:23:12,194 --> 01:23:15,840 it would be really fantastic if you could finish this walk in ten days. 984 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,718 - And he'll double your donation. - Argh, I'll throw money... 985 01:23:18,867 --> 01:23:20,958 - Four hundred grand? - Exactly. 986 01:23:23,891 --> 01:23:25,892 Yeah, okay. I'll do my best. 987 01:23:26,893 --> 01:23:29,354 You can do better than that. Do it. 988 01:23:30,147 --> 01:23:32,149 - I'll do it. - Excellent. 989 01:23:32,316 --> 01:23:34,452 You fuck... 990 01:23:42,284 --> 01:23:44,536 How the fuck did you find me? 991 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,122 - How did... Well. 992 01:24:18,028 --> 01:24:21,889 - Where'd you come from? - You're not hard to track with all this sand around. 993 01:24:24,784 --> 01:24:26,786 Mate. 994 01:24:26,996 --> 01:24:30,958 I gotta find Valerie. I need to get here. 995 01:24:33,002 --> 01:24:35,219 Come on. I know a short cut. 996 01:25:46,675 --> 01:25:48,677 Woah woah. Hold up. 997 01:25:48,827 --> 01:25:50,829 My loin cloth's come undone again. 998 01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:57,586 What is it? 999 01:26:01,048 --> 01:26:03,650 Remember what I said about the dogs? 1000 01:26:04,076 --> 01:26:06,220 -Run? - Run, run! 1001 01:26:07,021 --> 01:26:08,021 Run! 1002 01:26:33,038 --> 01:26:35,040 Oh shiiit! 1003 01:26:35,749 --> 01:26:37,751 So... 1004 01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:45,342 Are we good? 1005 01:26:45,968 --> 01:26:48,828 - Not really. - What d'you mean, Angel? 1006 01:26:49,221 --> 01:26:53,884 - He's not here. And there's no sign of him. 1007 01:27:02,109 --> 01:27:04,111 Fuckin' hell! 1008 01:27:06,738 --> 01:27:10,284 Yeah, yeah, my team is lost. 1009 01:27:10,675 --> 01:27:12,820 It's okay, I speak English. 1010 01:27:12,971 --> 01:27:17,633 Why didn't you say so, you garlic munching drongo? Bastard. 1011 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,853 - Beg your pardon sir? - No worries. 1012 01:27:22,004 --> 01:27:24,006 Another one of those. 1013 01:27:36,018 --> 01:27:38,020 Is that him? 1014 01:27:41,106 --> 01:27:43,108 Hoy! He's here! 1015 01:27:46,070 --> 01:27:49,923 Oh shit! Are you alright? 1016 01:27:50,074 --> 01:27:53,035 Mate, are you alright? Hey hey hey! 1017 01:27:53,260 --> 01:27:57,247 - Jake, are you okay? - Who's got a phone? Who's got a phone? 1018 01:27:58,418 --> 01:28:01,838 - I'm gonna call an ambulance. - Stay down on the ground. 1019 01:28:14,938 --> 01:28:18,733 - What happened? - We got chased by a pack of wild dogs. 1020 01:28:18,883 --> 01:28:21,278 - Wild dogs did this? - Not exactly. 1021 01:28:21,702 --> 01:28:24,846 We were running away from them, and he fell down a cliff. 1022 01:28:24,998 --> 01:28:26,999 Heaps of sharp rocks. 1023 01:28:32,963 --> 01:28:34,965 Thanks mate. 1024 01:29:49,224 --> 01:29:50,267 Hey, thanks guys. 1025 01:29:50,403 --> 01:29:52,439 - I'm Nicky. - I'm Eli. 1026 01:29:52,589 --> 01:29:56,342 - And that's Keithie. That's Valerie. - Valerie, eh? 1027 01:29:56,492 --> 01:29:58,953 I think I know a friend of yours. 1028 01:30:05,751 --> 01:30:07,263 Gudday. How ya doin'. 1029 01:30:14,334 --> 01:30:17,199 Our next guest has been the talk of this years 1030 01:30:17,373 --> 01:30:20,014 Nightingale Children's Hospital appeal. 1031 01:30:20,112 --> 01:30:23,331 He's walked the length of the state, just to be here with us tonight, 1032 01:30:23,481 --> 01:30:26,952 and hopefully, he's raised a lot of money in doing so. 1033 01:30:27,102 --> 01:30:29,748 Please welcome, Jake, The Naked Wanderer. 1034 01:30:43,364 --> 01:30:45,366 Thankyou. 1035 01:30:46,034 --> 01:30:48,261 Hey, one, two, three, four, 1036 01:30:48,411 --> 01:30:50,413 five, bang! 1037 01:30:53,332 --> 01:30:56,602 Jake, that was quite the rock star welcome. How did that feel? 1038 01:30:56,752 --> 01:30:58,906 Yeah, that was very, very cool. Thanks. 1039 01:30:59,056 --> 01:31:01,992 - Okay, so just stay on 9 'til the end here then just drift across... 1040 01:31:02,142 --> 01:31:06,695 ...2,500 kilometers, naked, I might add. You've been chased by wild... 1041 01:31:06,846 --> 01:31:08,974 Wait a minute, you can't be in here right now... 1042 01:31:09,024 --> 01:31:12,142 Gentlemen, sorry to interrupt. Your CEO Brian King. 1043 01:31:12,792 --> 01:31:16,154 - Have a seat, Mr. King. - I need to talk to that kid. 1044 01:31:16,405 --> 01:31:19,123 So, how much was this walk worth? 1045 01:31:19,273 --> 01:31:21,639 How much has The Naked Wanderer raised for the hospital? 1046 01:31:21,792 --> 01:31:26,150 Remember Jake, Mr. King, great guy, very generous, selfless. 1047 01:31:26,642 --> 01:31:30,046 Well, along with my major sponsor, 1048 01:31:30,196 --> 01:31:33,524 the amazing Mr. King, King Global 1049 01:31:33,816 --> 01:31:38,021 and all the generous people that I met along the way who gave me money, 1050 01:31:38,171 --> 01:31:40,503 and the people who raised funds on my behalf, 1051 01:31:40,753 --> 01:31:43,421 I have a cheque for $522,000. 1052 01:31:45,659 --> 01:31:47,661 Thanks. 1053 01:31:48,221 --> 01:31:50,223 That is amazing. 1054 01:31:50,373 --> 01:31:53,662 - Congratulations, and thankyou from everyone here. - You're very welcome. 1055 01:31:54,085 --> 01:31:58,314 A lot of people thought you were a little crazy for attempting something like this. 1056 01:31:58,464 --> 01:32:02,268 You've got to admit, there are easier ways to raise money. 1057 01:32:02,418 --> 01:32:03,636 Yeah. There are. 1058 01:32:03,794 --> 01:32:08,390 So, what made you wake up one day, and decide to walk to Broome? 1059 01:32:08,540 --> 01:32:10,900 - Honestly, Amelia? - Of course. 1060 01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:14,321 I did it because of a girl. 1061 01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:19,903 Hi, is the charity event upstairs? 1062 01:32:20,053 --> 01:32:24,013 No, no. You couldn't have done it without Brian King. 1063 01:32:24,164 --> 01:32:28,435 No, no, seriously. I proposed to my then girlfriend. 1064 01:32:28,585 --> 01:32:30,885 Was rejected, dumped, 1065 01:32:31,035 --> 01:32:33,967 and I thought this would be the best way to win her back. 1066 01:32:34,117 --> 01:32:35,983 And, did it work? 1067 01:32:36,133 --> 01:32:39,929 Yeah, kinda. My ex wanted to get back together, but 1068 01:32:40,347 --> 01:32:44,851 I realised I didn't want to be with her anymore. 1069 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:50,523 You see, on my walk, I met the girl of my dreams. 1070 01:32:52,275 --> 01:32:55,403 Her name's Valerie and we hit it off straight away. 1071 01:32:57,435 --> 01:32:59,604 She's smart, and she's funny. 1072 01:33:00,873 --> 01:33:02,875 She's really beautiful. 1073 01:33:03,025 --> 01:33:06,486 And I'm really sexually attracted to her. 1074 01:33:06,737 --> 01:33:11,616 - Jake, it's a family show. - Oh, shit! I'm sorry! Sorry! 1075 01:33:14,494 --> 01:33:18,899 Yeah, but then just as I was about to tell her how I felt... 1076 01:33:20,083 --> 01:33:22,085 She vanished. 1077 01:33:22,377 --> 01:33:24,713 And you've no idea why? 1078 01:33:29,359 --> 01:33:31,361 Nup. 1079 01:33:31,511 --> 01:33:34,973 - Because I'm an idiot. - Valerie? 1080 01:33:35,598 --> 01:33:38,326 Ah, excuse me miss? We're live here. 1081 01:33:38,476 --> 01:33:41,980 Not now, Amelia. Valerie? 1082 01:33:42,414 --> 01:33:44,559 Send the camera down to that girl. 1083 01:33:44,710 --> 01:33:48,071 No, no camera to the girl. Now listen to me. 1084 01:33:48,221 --> 01:33:51,498 I want you to tell 'em what an inspiration I've been. 1085 01:33:51,648 --> 01:33:53,650 Sorry. 1086 01:33:58,496 --> 01:34:00,498 I'm so sorry I left you. 1087 01:34:00,766 --> 01:34:02,768 I didn't understand why. 1088 01:34:02,918 --> 01:34:07,208 Because I overheard Cameron talking about your plan to get girls, 1089 01:34:07,358 --> 01:34:10,504 and I saw you with Jasmine, and I freaked out. 1090 01:34:11,068 --> 01:34:13,070 No, no. 1091 01:34:13,220 --> 01:34:16,090 I was about to tell you that I was falling for you. 1092 01:34:16,431 --> 01:34:18,433 Well... 1093 01:34:19,184 --> 01:34:21,186 You can tell me now. 1094 01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:24,522 No. 1095 01:34:25,983 --> 01:34:28,068 I've walked thousands of kilometers. 1096 01:34:28,651 --> 01:34:32,698 I got stung by a jellyfish. I got bitten by a snake. 1097 01:34:32,906 --> 01:34:38,762 I slept in the dirt, I got covered in my own... 1098 01:34:38,912 --> 01:34:42,558 I got chased by a pack of wild dogs and I fell off a cliff. 1099 01:34:42,709 --> 01:34:46,796 And through all of that, all I could think about was you. 1100 01:34:48,630 --> 01:34:51,701 So you need to tell me how you feel. 1101 01:34:53,551 --> 01:34:55,752 I think I'm falling in love with you, Naked Jake. 1102 01:34:55,936 --> 01:34:58,581 - Really? - Really. 1103 01:35:10,765 --> 01:35:12,767 I love you so much. 1104 01:35:26,439 --> 01:35:28,441 Oh, right... 1105 01:35:28,591 --> 01:35:32,882 The Naked Wanderer, ladies and gentlemen. We'll be back in a moment. 1106 01:35:58,580 --> 01:36:00,665 - Angel? - Yes? 1107 01:36:01,583 --> 01:36:03,585 Will you marry me? 1108 01:36:04,294 --> 01:36:06,296 No. 1109 01:36:07,589 --> 01:36:09,591 Worth a try. 1110 01:36:17,682 --> 01:36:19,684 Oh, fuck.